Who This?

One of the most annoying things on earth for me is a result of one of the many marvelous technological innovations the market has brought us. All too often, my home phone will ring. I answer it, "Hello?"

"Uh, who this?"

Who this?! What sort of numbskull would actually call someone else and demand their identity? As we have house guests, this problem is becoming more pronounced. My normal reply is "You called my house. Who are you?" Often, even this does not cause the other party to come to their senses. "I saw this number in my caller ID." What you get in your caller ID is not my problem. That's why it's your caller ID and not mine. At this point, I hang up. I have no time for rude jerks who don't know how to introduce themselves on the phone. Are these people so deathly afraid that they may be calling someone with whom they do not wish to speak? If mafia hitmen, government agents or bill collectors are hounding your every step, here's a free hint: Don't call phone numbers you don't know.

One would think that such rudeness would be the custom of the young, perhaps my own age and younger. But no, these people are often old enough to be my mother or father, yet, apparently they have either never been taught manners, or have grown so old and senile as to have forgotten them. This habit appears to have no age boundary. It seems to me that this is a good time to start educating people by encouraging corrective behavior. When someone calls you and asks for your identity, kindly inform them that you are the homeowner and would like for them to identify themselves. If they give you the caller ID excuse, remind them that the lack of message requesting a callback is a good indicator that none is demanded. Finally, if they still persist, reward their persistence with a click and a dial tone.

I have had plenty of strange numbers show up in my caller ID. When I actually decide to call one, I always say, "Hi, this is Robert Wicks. Did someone from this number call me?" Note the conspicuous absence of "Hoodis?," which is how it is normally pronounced, like some word in a foreign language describing some quaint local custom. I introduce myself and treat them with the respect that others deserve. Is a bit of consideration too much to ask?